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In memory of...

'Jungle' Ron

...who passed away in September 2014.
Union activist, safety campaigner and
friend to every railway trackworker.
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Freedom of movement ban
Angry parents claim health and safety has 'gone mad' at Hillfort Primary School in Liskeard banned children from running in the playground.
Beading ridiculous
A mother was left furious after her five-year-old daughter was put into isolation by teachers at her school for having beads in her hair.
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On The Line...
"Hopelessly inaccurate"
Network Rail has been fined £130,000 after a worker received a 25,000 volt electric shock during repairs to overhead line equipment, partly as a result of documentation errors.
One second from death
It has emerged that a Network Rail employee was involved in a near miss when he only just managed to jump clear of an oncoming train at the last second.
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Independent research told RAIB that it is "rated poorly on the length of time it takes to produce final reports."

Why did it feel the need to distort that
finding in its Annual Report?

After £500,000 worth of research revealed that passengers like their trains to run on time, RSSB has commissioned three more research programmes with the aim of providing definitive answers to ages-old questions -

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£610K + expenses
Can MPs be trusted?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Do bears shit in the woods?
This is how long we've had to wait for RAIB to publish reports
into these incidents related to engineering/trackworkers:
Irregularity: Cardiff East
Near miss: Camden South Jnc
Runaway: Hope
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